unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

(via vivaurbana)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via hate)

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via abbreviateddaylight)

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille, via hate)

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

(via alsoknownaslilo)