bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

yungshorty:

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely


orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

j3ff3rs0n:

so much detail!!!!!!! 
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